You don't say?!

Madonna's 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz has revealed that he likes to date older woman as he can never connect with girls his own age.

He says:

"When I was younger, I liked to go out with one after the other, but when I got older I needed just one cool girl. I always liked being in a relationship. It's difficult to meet a young girl who has a mature head. So I dated mature, older women."

"It's really important that a woman has a spiritual life and an open mind. Beauty attracts me, but it's not something I need. I have to feel I can trust a person. And there has to be humour. I'm a clown."

Yes, indeed you are.

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We figured it would only be a matter of time.

Fellow '80s icon Corey Feldman has responded to the tragic passing of his friend, Corey Haim.

"I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful, beautiful, tormented soul, who will always be my brother, family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.

Corey Feldman
"The Two Coreys"

So, so sad.

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It's coming to you next year, London's West End, so brace yourself for copious amounts of inaudible, drunken melodies filling the air!

Anna Nicole will be a full-fledged musical extravaganza about the life of the late model-actress-crazy Anna Nicole Smith. It already has a premiere date at the Royal Opera House (02/17/11) and Dutch soprano star Eva-Maria Westbroek will have the esteemed pleasure of performing the part of the deceased Playmate.

And all you London critics thought Love Never Dies was bad!

We can't wait to see the vernacular pulled out to describe this destined-to-be shit-show!

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Jesus Luz is flexing for GQ in Lisbon today.

She is looking fierce!

Here is a sneak peek of Lady GaGa's new video for Telephone featuring Beyonce.

We cannot wait till its debut on Thurdsay!

AMAZEBALLS!!!!

While our beloved GaGaloo is busy taking over the world with her Monster Ball Tour and putting the finishing touches on her music video for Telephone with Beyowulf, a rep at her label, Interscope Records, revealed that "there are talks about a 3-D concert and DVD in the near future."

YES!! YES!! YES!!

Anyone who bought the deluxe edition of her album The Fame Monster knows that included a pair of 3-D glasses for no apparent reason. Is THIS what she's been prepping her fans for??

We don't know about YOU, but we'd LOVE a 3-D GaGa DVD!! We imagine she'd actually do something creative and interesting with the technology!!

What do U think?? Are U excited for a GaGalicious 3-D extravaganza??

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Miley Cyrus' boy toy, Liam Hemsworth just landed the lead in Chuck Russell's 3D adventure Arabian Nights.

The film centers around a young commander, who now that their king has been murdered, joins forces with Sinbad and Aladdin to rescue Queen Scheherazade.

It is rumored to be shooting at the end of the summer.

How shall him and Miley be separated for such a shiteous film so long?!

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Apparently, while some celebs were hanging up their tuxes and ripping off their heels after a night at the Oscars and pAArties, there was one last bash hosted by the Hollywood elite!

Madonna, her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore threw one last Oscar pAArty for some of their personal and seksi friends. Among the lucky few were Rumer Willis (duh, it was her mom's thing), Taylor Lautner, Bradley Cooper, and Gerard Butler. The latter was reportedly seen "grinding" with Madge on the dance floor, while her lil' man, Jesus Luz, was nowhere to be seen.

Uh-oh! Has Madonna moved on from a boytoy to a hawt Scott???

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Santa Monica sushi restaurant The Hump is reported to have been caught selling illegal whale meat to its customers. Who went after them with hidden cameras? The guys behind the dolphin slaughter documentary The Cove.

Image above: Ric O'Barry, right after The Cove won an oscar, during the Academy Awards. BB pal Ehrich Blackhound emailed in the image and says, "I love it when winners hijack the broadcast, and for a txting campaign!"

His speech, after the jump.

Ric O'Barry:

Winning the Oscar is an amazing honor, and it does have a real impact in Japan. But so few people have seen this film, and let's be honest, with the exception of the biggest stars, most people don't listen to the speeches. I wanted people watching to know that they can take action to help end this terrible slaughter. People who text in will immediately get our petition to the Japanese Ambassador to the US, Japan's Prime Minister, President Obama, and Vice President Biden. They can sign right there from their phone. We'll also send them videos they can share and updates on the campaign.

(via LA Eater via T.Bias)

There is some REAL love on the set of Glee!

It seems co-stars Mark Salling and newcomer Naya Rivera are a real-life couple!

Salling plays Puck and Naya is about to get a lot more screen time during the upcoming Madonna episode where her character Santana is rumored to take the virginity of one of the male characters.

Art imitating life! But we're pretty sure no one that hawt is still a virgin.

Yum.

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After being arrested for a DUI after leaving a gay club and coming under a considerable amount of scrutiny due to his position on Prop 8, Senator Roy Ashburn has admitted publicly that he is, in fact, gay!!

However, the douchebag stands by his numerous votes against gay rights!!

Ashburn said today in an interview:

"I am gay… those are the words that have been so difficult for me for so long. But I am gay. There’s never been a doubt in my mind on the position of the … vast majority of people in my district … on these different issues. And I voted as I felt I should on behalf of the people who elected me. I’ve always believed that my personal life is personal and I have a public role, a public job, a public responsibility. But I felt I could keep the two separate. What happened … through my own actions the other night changed all that.”

“When I crossed the line and broke the law and put people at risk that’s different and so I do owe people an explanation. And so the best way to handle that is to be truthful and to say to my constituents and to all who care that I am gay but I don't think its something that has affected nor will it affect how I do my job. I pray to God that I can find peace and I want to go back to work in the Senate."

Wow.

Although we sympathize with how difficult the coming-out process can be, this guy's inability to accept himself has hindered progress and perpetuated hatred directed at gay men and women!

Congratulations, you dick. Those people you were voting on behalf of are going to kick your ass to the curb now that you're out of the closet!!

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It had to be done, Babs! No one better than you to do it!

After last night's final Oscar program, Barbara Walters has become rather reflective of her lengthy career. She was recently asked if there was anything she regretted over her last 1000 years in broadcasting and she admitted that her interview with Ricky Martin back in 2000 was a huge regret.

Why? Because like any good reporter, Barbara wanted the facts on his sexuality, but now, she feels her "inappropriate" questions may have caused the end to his then booming career. She explains:

"In 2000, I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was. A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and when I think back on it now I feel it was an inappropriate question."

We don't happen to agree with you there. The world wanted to know, you asked. There wasn't so much farther he was going to go with his cheesy music anyway. Think about it- is anyone from the pop days of the early 2000's still as big as they were then?

Don't give yourself that much credit. In fact, we imagine he would have had a more lucrative career if he had just admitted the truth during the interview! Can't blame yourself for his closet-dwelling.

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